15th July - Morzine

Had a bit of a lie-in and woke up at about 12 (even though we’d been woken up at 8 by fucking Guns ‘n’ Roses). We went to the internet cafe, but it was closed. We’d originally planned to get a cable car to Switzerland but it would’ve taken forever. Instead we went to a different lake. It wasn’t as nice/natural as the one we’d been to the day before (and you had to pay for it, even though we didn’t...) We swam for abit and caught tiny frogs (there were loads!) Ian, Harry and George joined me, Alex, Lu and Rob, then we left not long after.
We had pizza again for lunch, then went shopping to buy lots of food to cook for the guys in our chalet (so we didn’t have to pay rent!) We made burgers (Lu set the pan on fire at one point!) Chips, which took forever, and salad. And I made the nicest salsa! Then me and Lu watched the end of V for Vendetta (need to see it all, it was amazing!) and made apple-tini and wine mixes – interesting!

We went out after a while to Le Crepu – super expensive - and played cards for a bit. Ryan started going crazy because he was drunk, shouting “let’s go fuckin’ mental!” Trying to start fights and insulting everyone (he called me an ugly slut and told Louise it looked like she had spunk in her hair.) Then Alex and Rob went somewhere and me, Lu and Sam had a VERY long discussion about the word “sick” and how it can be used in a good AND bad context!
Jamie, Ryan and George left, but me, Lu and Sam went to another bar called the Cavern (Scrumpy Jack = €3 for ½ a pint! PAH!) Got my ass kicked by Sam at foosball. Alex and Rob joined us and the five of us then went to “Opera Discotheque.” When we got there, George was waiting for us. He told us Ryan had gone mad, threatened him with a knife and tried to bottle him – crazy bastard!

Went inside, which was pretty quiet so we tried to liven it up. Lame music but we danced anyway – in cages too! Started talking to some guys who’d joined our table. There was a guy from California called Clay who was chatting Lu up. Turned out he was a really famous bike film maker! I made him have a picture of him “fmiling” (smile-frown) then him and his friend Christian left. After a while of not drinking (we’re on a low budget) Rob and Alex went back to their chalet and me and Lu walked Sam home, like the gentlemen we are. We continued to talk about how sick everything was and practised disgusted and seducing look –up-and-downs. We also found a cat called Dennis!
When me and Lu got back to the chalet, I rang George to get him to let us in. I quickly locked the door behind me because Ryan was locked out. About 2 minutes later we heard scrapy noises so we hid in Harry’s bedroom. He let Ryan in which was scary but he went straight to sleep, and so did we!

<-- Lu with Clay Porter (famous bike guy) and Christian